"Awful! Loud, chaotic, no real educational value, and worst of all not [the toy it advertised]."
"... a riot of crazy beeps, chimes, and voices goes off. We had it on the quiet setting and even so, it drove us crazy just testing it."
"...it just brings on another seizure-inducing round of flashes and shrill noises."
"... I am reluctant to let her play with it because she can fit the entire circle shapes (cookie and orange) completely into her mouth."
Bwahhahahah! My sister should thank me for avoiding the riotous, seizure-inducing, mouthful toys.
For the baby who has everything? A smartphone with 4-G, Fisher Price technology.
I'm seriously considering writing a check for her college fund. It's the ultimate educational gift and she can share with her brother, should he grow up to be a deadbeat.
