Last Minute Halloween Costume Idea!

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Last Minute Halloween Costume Advice

All of my inner circle seems to have given up on Halloween just this year.

Last year it was all

"We're going to this club"

or

"There's this house party"

This year? Turn down Monster Mash! We're staying in with the lights off so kids don't come ringing the doorbell!

But for you kids out there who are still hitting up a creepy kegger, I have some ideas.

Julia Child

Scary and funny.

Button down shirt.

Handkerchief scarf or string of pearls.

Apron.

Knife.

Accent.

Stuff a small pillow or extra scarf between your shoulder blades for a slight hunchback. 

Gloria from Modern Family

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Tight wrap dress 

Hair down 

Lip liner outside the lines of your lips 

Accent 

Pregnancy pillow
Wear the slippers from the episode at the theme park if you want to be lazy

 Possibly get your date to wear a golf polo, grey wig and look disinterested at the whole party

Larry King

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Suspenders

Tie

Glasses

Button down

Shoulderpads

Or you could just dress as you normally would for a night out and claim that you're one of the following after a few drinks:

Miley Cyrus

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Lana Del Ray

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Adam Levine

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