If you do get taken by some international thugs, let
Liam Neeson help you, cause I certainly can't.
What I can help you with is this: being "taken" by some seemingly good deals that aren't. Learn from my pain.
1)
Select Comfort Sleep Number beds. It's an air mattress! My roommate (yes, mom, we're still married, but I don't like the term "husband") and I got a king-sized sleep number bed when we got married. We were looking forward to all of the space and were capitalizing on a good deal they were running. The bed was big and cheap(er) - if you count a $3,000 bed cheap :( Compared to the normal pricing and financing, it was cheaper. What it was not, however, was comfortable. The thing had chambers of air to allow for each side of the bed to have different firmness. This meant that we were sleeping on two separate air mattresses pushed together under one foam mattress pad. Think the 50's a la Lucky and Ricky.
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Not only were we separated by ballooning mattress bladders (that's what they called them too, bladders), but there was a foam ring around the bed to support all of the air displacement and try and make you feel like you weren't at summer camp or a sleep over.
The icing on the cake? The fact that Sleep Number made you keep this awful mattress a full 30 days before scheduling a return, but a return had to be processed within 45 days. They give you a 15 day window to return in, in which they are hoping your forget or slit your wrists on a sleepless bender.
The cherry on the cake? They charge you to return it. My. Word. You can look into shipping it back to them yourselves, but it's a laborious task and costs just as much as their fee. (Deep breaths. I am getting re-heated over this...)
The roommate/husband and I had them haul this thing away and we bought ourselves a proper king sized bed - a premium one too - for less than we paid on this joke.
2)
Blooms Rewards. When I started writing these unsolicited reviews, I was only mildly pissed at Blooms Rewards. Now that a day has past and more of their unscrupulous deeds have surface, I'm ashamed to have bought my mother's birthday flowers through this company. (Sorry mom, love you!)
Anyway, Blooms Rewards is a flower website where you can order a variety of bouquets under the assumption of getting a really good deal through a coupon code. Coups are so in right now, so I thought "why not?" Well, the reason "why not" lies in the fine print.
Via their damn website that I will not put a link to here. So there. Take that.
Whether the fine print was there or not, I did not see it. I ended up signing up for a membership that charges my credit card monthly (legit and understandable) and also being signed up for an identity theft service (ironic!?) that I didn't know about (not legit and should be illegal). We ended up canceling that credit card number and getting a new one from the provider instead.
I'm about 30% embarrassed that I fell to a scam, 20% mad that scams like this exist and 30% mad that didn't
read the reviews before entering my credit card info. (What? That's only 80%? Well then, I'm also 20% hungry.)
Moral of the story? Read the fine print. Or, if you are too lazy/busy/like everyone else, then read reviews online. Chances are, we could have avoided these two scams (in our opinion,
Sleep Number beds are a scam) by seeing what other consumers thought.