Don't Eat The Green Ones

GUYS. Guys. guys.

Don't eat the green potatoes. I know. I know. You probably already knew they were full of solanine.

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Welp, I didn't and I spent half of yesterday weak in the knees/head/stomach. Even broke down and called the poison control hotline after I read that people DIE from that stuff. Gag.

Went to bed empty and with a heating pad on high to try and control the shivers. But I learnt my lesson, folks. I learnt it good.

That's what I get for trying to clean out the pantry before we head into holiday gluttony. At least I dropped those 2 lbs I was hoping to lose before turkey time.

PSA of the day brought to you by "One weird tip to lose belly fat? Food poison yourself!".