I can't wait to TripAdvisor the h*$# our of my trip to Boca

We're taking a short vacay/long weekend away over MLK day to FL and this chart describes

EXACTLY

how I feel.

Florida is the armpit of America. A garbage dump. Hee-haw swamp-town with pepperings of old Jews, bayou people and red necks. 

I love you, Floridian friends. Make no mistake that my feelings for your state bear NO reflection on my affection for you :)