Words I Hope to Never Use

I don't like the word "husband" in general, but it's bastard, half-breed offspring are even worse: hubby, hubster, hubberz, hubs. I may use "bubbs", however, as I think it's poetically redneck in the most awful/wonderful way.

Peplum. Never mind that I don't know how to say it. Any way that it crosses my mind is annoying. The concept though is really cute.

Bauble. Sounds pretentious and like you're choking.

Chloe. Yes, the name. It gives me the willies and reminds me of this dirty animal body part (click if you are not easily grossed out). I'm sorry if I just ruined that name for you.

Aesthetic. I get it. The language gods want everyone who's trying to describe something as artistically pleasing to sound like an asshole. Slow clap on behalf of critics everywhere.

This has been a lesson in pet peeves and judgement. Good day to you!