I'm considering submitting them anonymously because I am:
a) not trying to get black listed from future events for my weirdness
b) the last few times I gave creative input to someone they ditched my ideas and came up with their own, so what's the point?
Because I'm 49% proud of myself, 49% shameless and 2% milk, here are my suggestions:
Inspector Jacques Chambroucin
William Holden Me Back
Shave Your Legs
Good Pink Wenceslaus
The Blushing Bastard
Bohemian Rose City
Penny Marshall Lang
**Update**
Maybe the makers of this wine would like some of my cheeky names!
Seen here first, from here.
