answer the unasked: I can't wait to TripAdvisor the h*$# our of my trip to Boca

Wednesday, January 9, 2013

I can't wait to TripAdvisor the h*$# our of my trip to Boca

We're taking a short vacay/long weekend away over MLK day to FL and this chart describes

EXACTLY

how I feel.

Florida is the armpit of America. A garbage dump. Hee-haw swamp-town with pepperings of old Jews, bayou people and red necks.

I love you, Floridian friends. Make no mistake that my feelings for your state bear NO reflection on my affection for you :)

1 comment:

Anonymous said...: You can always go fishing and catch your pa a big one. Take me some pictures of critters or maybe a sunset and I like the palms, the Bismark I think is pretty cool. Have some fresh seafood and listen to Jimmy Buffet, just don't cut your heal on a pop top.; 1/09/2013 6:37 PM

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